Guest ArseRippah

Guest guitarist has been enjoying the attentions of some groupies in this tent during his studio work with us on the track Nutrients Exhausted, the Scot flew all the way over from Scotland in England to take part and in his spare time been showing his hairy ass to some Ecosphear groupies who are loving his Scottish accent and guitar prowess.

Big charity gig lastnight night at the Bennie O'Roonie Irish Bar & Grill, we were guesting in aid of 'Dining Sleeves For The Masses'. A fantastic 45 minute set at 10pm and the band were on fire, Shitescone's ArseRippah appeared on stage for the encore of Nantucket Sleighride but fell off within 1 minute drunk.

Shitescone Lead Guitarist In Tit & The Moon

While working at the new bonus track 'Nutrients Exhausted' in the studio, guest guitarist from Scottish grind metallers Shitescone Arserippah ended the day drunk as a skunk on JD by retiring to his tartan pattern tent which he had bizarrely set up in the studio grounds. He was later reported to have been spotted by the Ecosphear road crew through the canvas gobbling some hottie's tits. Hope it was a vegetarian jug sandwich Arserippah?

Rock n Roll!

Muuuuuuuuuuhahaha

Doktor Donowt Is Back!

Lord Vegan here with another update on the Ecosphear story.

As Cabbage reported earlier Doktor Donowt is back in the fold, and I for one am delighted with the news. In fact there is a real harmony in the band now, Cabbage and I are penning some new stuff instead of fighting.

The bassist auditions started early at Dill's studio I got there at 9am and there was a real buzz in the place. 12 guys had responded to our radio ads for a bassist on WFKU98 but the best was to come as the auditions got underway, at 10am Donowt turned up with his wife Pandora (she used to be called Pandora's Puzzle during her groupie days following SF thrashers Creamturd, so called because guys were always putting another piece in her puzzle haha). The Doktor also had with him his meat anonymous counsellor Markis Katlys to keep him off the meat and in the healthy zone. The Doktor begged Dill and the band to let him have another chance and at that point Dill demanded that the studio be cleared except for the band and the Donowt contingent. We then set up a phone conference with Vimina so the Dok could apologise to her.

Then in a bizarre ceremony Doktor Donowt and Pandora announced their devotion to each other, the vegan way and their intention to stay Vegansexuals.

Now the band can get on with rehearsing for the Lettuce Entertain U Tour and the launch of our debut album.

I am still working on getting a MYSPACE up and running but need Dill's son Leif to organise that official page.

Long Live Rock and Roll!

Day Of The Triffids

Doktor Donowt is back in the band after gatecrashing the bass player auditions. The Dok was apologetic to the guys and arrived with his meat anonymous counsellor who is keeping him on the wagon. We got on the phone to Vimina and she was ok with him being back despite his unwelcome jizz antics last week. And Manager Dill was fine too especially after Donowt was grovelling the whole morning.

The Dok seems to be over his breakdown and is also back with his long time wife Pandora (former groupie of SF thrashers Creamturd, when she was known as Pandora's Box given the fact of how many guys put their stuff in her....cue Beavis & Butthead sniggering....).

In the meantime, Vegan and I have penned a new track entitled 'Day Of The Triffids' which hopefully will feature in the live set although I would really like it as part of a concept album. Vegan is keen because I showed him the making of other tracks I have written for such a concept such as 'March Of The Triffids', 'Triffid Delight', ' Putting My Spores All Over You', 'Big Root Warrior'........

No show tonight but we've landed up a charity gig next Friday night at the Bennie O'Roonie Irish Bar & Grill, we are guesting in aid of 'Dining Sleeves For The Masses'. We kick off with a 45 minute set at 10pm but get there for the 'Big Giveaway At 9'

Nutrients Exhausted And So Is Doktor Donowt

Ecosphear Manager Dill Dokken's son Leif is working on the final touches of our debut album, and it will include the bonus track 'Nutrients Exhausted' .

We have had to say goodbye to our bassist Doktor Donowt, due to musical differences with Human Cabbage and being caught jerking off onto Vimina's newly laundered stage outfit (while she was wearing them!).
In actual fact Donowt has never been the same since he came back from the movies last week and decided that he was a reincarnated decepticon, the guy has been high on prescription meds too. Worse was still to come when self-confessed vegetarian Donowt was found slumped in Dill's studio john unconcious from meat-feast pizza overdose. The secret meat addict had been ordering up pepperoni and spicy beef pizzas from Pizza Carnavore on Jessop Blvd in the heart of the city's meat eater district. Traitor!

We are on the lookout for a new bassist and will organising some auditions this Saturday at the Dokken Recording Studio behind the USS Panty Liner night club and the 7-11 on Oxter and First

Donowt Does Nothing

I am getting might pissed at the attitude of bass player Doktor Donowt, the guy has been turning up late to practice sessions and abusing the band. The crazy guy now thinks he is a born again decepticon!

Vegan we need to sort this out!