"Ecosphear" Green Metal Band

We are Ecosphear - the fast n heavy green thrash metal band. Band members are Lord Vegan (vocals), Human Cabbage (lead guitar), Doktor Donowt (bass), Smocaidh Tromsgat (drums), Vimina (go-go dancer and eco stripper and backing vocalist). We are Esosphear, legends in our own healthy lunchtime!

Friday, February 11, 2011

Vimina Rhythm Guitar

I invited Vimina back to my condo last night to discuss the direction the band is taking since reforming last month. I know she is a good guitarist so she's offered to help out on rhythm. We spent the evening talking music and having a few drinks, we also talked feminism and women's rights. I got down to the subject of womens role in the revolution in that arab country called Cairo just now. She was like totally cool about it so why dudes did she tell me to go fuck myself when I then asked her to blow me?
Women you can't understand them!
They want rights but when you give 'em the right to do the nasty they go all moody
Man!
Well Vimina I've got news for you, you are hot but not that hot that you can say you are boss of this band!
So get with the program babe

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Ecosphear Alive!

Man, it has been a baaaaaaaaaad year, first of all Human Cabbage and me had a fight. I ended up in the County Jail for two nights after being on a drinking binge. I got arrested by the cops after fighting with Cabbage on his lawn, the dude was pissed because he arrived at his mom's house and found me nailing her!

Not the reason you would think guys because it was less to do with doin' his mom but doin' her while she was wearing his prized Ritchie Blackmore silk scarf!
Man but that MILF was hot with a capital H, those silicon T & A, man T & A were worth the beatin' I took from Cabbage and his stepdad.

Well as you can guess that was it pretty much for Ecosphear but after a big emotional get together at Christmas organized by Dill our Manager and his family. We all sat down had a few beers. Dok and V were there too. So the big outcome for the Ecosphear family is that we are back rehearsing and getting ready for a TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man I am stoked with the idea we are going to be touring again and recording again!!!

Cabbage and me are best buds again too, and I'm still seein' his mom BUT I have promised not to use that scarf but that's cool

Laters Dudes!!!!