Nutrients Exhausted And So Is Doktor Donowt
Ecosphear Manager Dill Dokken's son Leif is working on the final touches of our debut album, and it will include the bonus track 'Nutrients Exhausted' .
We have had to say goodbye to our bassist Doktor Donowt, due to musical differences with Human Cabbage and being caught jerking off onto Vimina's newly laundered stage outfit (while she was wearing them!).
In actual fact Donowt has never been the same since he came back from the movies last week and decided that he was a reincarnated decepticon, the guy has been high on prescription meds too. Worse was still to come when self-confessed vegetarian Donowt was found slumped in Dill's studio john unconcious from meat-feast pizza overdose. The secret meat addict had been ordering up pepperoni and spicy beef pizzas from Pizza Carnavore on Jessop Blvd in the heart of the city's meat eater district. Traitor!
We are on the lookout for a new bassist and will organising some auditions this Saturday at the Dokken Recording Studio behind the USS Panty Liner night club and the 7-11 on Oxter and First

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