Back On The Road!
Lord Vegan here and after 3 months of turmoil the band have finally decided to reform. The disastrous tour of the UK with grindbastards Shitescone was the straw that broke the camel's back. The gig in Glasgow, England was spoilt by the drunken antics of the Shitescone roadcrew and culminating in the assholes pissing and shitting in our vegetarian buffet and then stealing Vimina's underwear.
The sick Shitescone leadsinger then proceeded to challenge us to a fight, despite Ecosphear being a pacifist outfit dedicated to a non-confrontational greener future.........
It was all too much for our main tech roadie, Fungus who left the band's employ while at the sametime taking Human Cabbage guitars, amps and his Ritchie Blackmore silk scarf!!
Having said that guys and gals, we remain good friends with the Shitescone band and look forward to working with them in a studio mix of a new song entitled 'Global Catastrophe'.

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