"Ecosphear" Green Metal Band

We are Ecosphear - the fast n heavy green thrash metal band. Band members are Lord Vegan (vocals), Human Cabbage (lead guitar), Doktor Donowt (bass), Smocaidh Tromsgat (drums), Vimina (go-go dancer and eco stripper and backing vocalist). We are Esosphear, legends in our own healthy lunchtime!

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Back On The Road Again Influences

Hi Green Metal fans, more importantly Ecosphear fans!!
Rock n roll!!

Lord Vegan here back in the saddle, and thanks for all the get well messages you emailed Dill and Henrietta Docken at the fan club - and who was that chick who sent me her panties!? Wow!

It's back to business in getting the Ecosphear message across live on stage, and tonight is the first night with Vimina as our new band member and guess what guys?
Human Cabbage was right she is boob-laden!! Whoa what a mamma but listen we at Ecosphear are totally into women's rights and will make sure that she is not exploited for male gratification ok.

Ok I better go and get ready for the gig, can't wait to see Vimina's thong clad ass!

By the way just listening to a demo by a totally hooked grindcore band named Shitescone, they are from Scotland or somewhere. Cool!

4 Comments:

At 2:54 PM EDT, Blogger Clawhammer said...

That chick who sent her panties was my Grandma! She's 87 and stinks worse than a dead camel.

 
At 2:56 PM EDT, Blogger Clawhammer said...

Shitescone demo! It's a fuckin bootleg, if I find out who is passing them around I will gut them.

 
At 2:57 PM EDT, Blogger Clawhammer said...

Does Vimina want to chat on webcam with her fans?

 
At 5:43 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You anarchist Arseripper!

 

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