Lord Vegan In Traffic Accident Worry

Hi Fans
Human Cabbage scribing this post today, last night the band were about to go into rehearsals and our manager Dill came in ashen-faced (which is opposed to his usual shit-faced) with the news that our lead singer Lord Vegan had been involved in a traffic accident!
Lord had been driving his mother's pick-up truck from his condo where he lives with his mother and 'uncle' Bernie. Apparently his 100% organic hair gel reacted badly to the balmy evening air here in Florida and it semi-melted trickling down his face and then blinding Lord causing him to crash the pick-up into a fire hydrant. He suffered minor injury to his ego but the pick-up was an insurance write-off. Unfortunately his mother grounded him and the rehearsal was unable to go ahead last night, but we hope there will be no problem for the planned gig at the Vagan's Yellow Ribbon Concert Hall venue tomorrow night as it is passed Lord's 48hour mother enforced curfew.

Some better news for all you guys (and chicks) Ecosphear are getting a full-time chick backing singer and dancer for our stageshow. She is a booby laden mistress known as Vimina, cool!