"Ecosphear" Green Metal Band

We are Ecosphear - the fast n heavy green thrash metal band. Band members are Lord Vegan (vocals), Human Cabbage (lead guitar), Doktor Donowt (bass), Smocaidh Tromsgat (drums), Vimina (go-go dancer and eco stripper and backing vocalist). We are Esosphear, legends in our own healthy lunchtime!

Friday, February 11, 2011

Vimina Rhythm Guitar

I invited Vimina back to my condo last night to discuss the direction the band is taking since reforming last month. I know she is a good guitarist so she's offered to help out on rhythm. We spent the evening talking music and having a few drinks, we also talked feminism and women's rights. I got down to the subject of womens role in the revolution in that arab country called Cairo just now. She was like totally cool about it so why dudes did she tell me to go fuck myself when I then asked her to blow me?
Women you can't understand them!
They want rights but when you give 'em the right to do the nasty they go all moody
Man!
Well Vimina I've got news for you, you are hot but not that hot that you can say you are boss of this band!
So get with the program babe

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Ecosphear Alive!

Man, it has been a baaaaaaaaaad year, first of all Human Cabbage and me had a fight. I ended up in the County Jail for two nights after being on a drinking binge. I got arrested by the cops after fighting with Cabbage on his lawn, the dude was pissed because he arrived at his mom's house and found me nailing her!

Not the reason you would think guys because it was less to do with doin' his mom but doin' her while she was wearing his prized Ritchie Blackmore silk scarf!
Man but that MILF was hot with a capital H, those silicon T & A, man T & A were worth the beatin' I took from Cabbage and his stepdad.

Well as you can guess that was it pretty much for Ecosphear but after a big emotional get together at Christmas organized by Dill our Manager and his family. We all sat down had a few beers. Dok and V were there too. So the big outcome for the Ecosphear family is that we are back rehearsing and getting ready for a TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man I am stoked with the idea we are going to be touring again and recording again!!!

Cabbage and me are best buds again too, and I'm still seein' his mom BUT I have promised not to use that scarf but that's cool

Laters Dudes!!!!

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Still Here

There have been a lot of problems with the band lately guys. Lord Vegan has been back at Community College after his bust up with his mother and his failed attempt to get on Judge Judy so he could get his money back for the Jeep Wrangler he claims his mom gifted him. Human Cabbage was in the drunk tank again!

Anyways we are back rehearsing for the Fall tour so keep watchin'

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Band Update

We haven't rehearsed since last October, things are very down at the moment but planning to get together with the guys this weekend!
2009 is gonna be big for Ecosphear!

Friday, May 16, 2008

Vimina and Vegan

Listen up you guys, I own at least 60% of the band's equipment which makes me the leader of the group - you know, like listen up, that's like democracy in action. I know you put up the airhead Vimina to ask about the Genesis cover. Vegan you jerk. I told you no more cover songs.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Help!

I want the guys to do an old Genesis track The Return of the Giant Hogweed but they will not play it :(

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Vimina Here!

It is great to be back rehearsin guys. I am just plain happy to be invited to write on this website too, I am going to hand out a big can of whoopass to any enviro terrorists too!
Kick it!

"How many oil spills can we endure? Millions and millions of gallons of oil are now destroying the oceans and the many forms of life they support. Among these is plankton, which supplies 60 to 90 percent of the Earth's oxygen, and supports the entire marine ecosystem, which forms the basis of our planet's food supply. But the plankton is dying."

Forget Cabbage

Cabbage likes to think he is tough but in reality he is a prime A grade fuck up!

Band rehearsals going good

Vimina is looking so hot guys

New Tour

Following Vegan's pathetic tantrum and him falling off the wagon I'm glad to tell you guys that the band are back rehearsing for a new tour. Vegan's refreshed after his rehab stint over in the County Clinic, the greedy a**hole.

Stay tuned for more